Saturday, May 30, 2009

Brain juice

Looked up forgetfulness. One piece of advice was, do mental exercises for the brain, such as a crossword puzzle. I did a crossword. It didn't work.

I put on so much weight because of my medications, that I had to get suspenders. My pants are still falling down. I can't remember where I put my suspenders.

My wife told me I have plumbers butt because my pants are falling down. I told her to go find my suspenders. She told me to do a crossword.

I didn't go to my last high school reunion. Someone sent me pictures on my computer though. I kept thinking, who the hell are all these old people. WTF?

Cant remember what else I was going to tell you.


  1. I think you will find your suspenders in the last place you look.

  2. I can't remember what is was i wanted to say.

  3. J - What suspenders?

    P - About what?

  4. can't miss it, it's right on us301 and if you are going faster than 44 mph, it is a good place to pull over for the officer behind with his lights on. Shell station there for you to pee after getting the ticket.

  5. Punch - don't need the gas station...peed when I got the ticket.

  6. taxitalk - it's a bitch, ain't it? Thansks for stopping by.