Looked up forgetfulness. One piece of advice was, do mental exercises for the brain, such as a crossword puzzle. I did a crossword. It didn't work.
I put on so much weight because of my medications, that I had to get suspenders. My pants are still falling down. I can't remember where I put my suspenders.
My wife told me I have plumbers butt because my pants are falling down. I told her to go find my suspenders. She told me to do a crossword.
I didn't go to my last high school reunion. Someone sent me pictures on my computer though. I kept thinking, who the hell are all these old people. WTF?
Cant remember what else I was going to tell you.