Friday, June 5, 2009

Kung Poop

Did anybody else noticed that David Carridine was found dead in, was it Thailand? Anyway, he was found hanging in a closet. Does this sound suspicious or what. Hanged himself in a closet? Why the hell would you do it in a closet. Ok yeah, the clothes bar to tie the rope to, but shit, he'd have to bend his knees, and he was a tall guy. Something's not right here. Not that I give a shit. I never liked the guy, or his whole family for that matter. The old man was way too fucking creepy. And then David, I always thought he was gay. He gave me the willies. And the brothers, in the worse fucking movies every, including Indian movies (as in India, not Apache...I kinda like Apache movies).

Well, I guess David finally came out of the closet.

And, I like's called, "Did you ever notice people in Kung Fu Movies look like they're trying to take a dump"



  1. Bravo, chuckle, heehaw, could not have said it better, although i did like his father.
    When anyone needed a creepy actor to fill a role, he was the man. Wonder if he and Betty Davis every made a film together?

    But David, what a butte. He was a black belt degree creepo, one of the reasons i don't get to close to those martial arts guys.

    My suspision is la petite mort, well he was nakked and a dick. Not good to speak bad about the dead, especially when they died in the closet.

  2. Punch - have you seen the further reports on his death? Strangulation was caused by some masturbation device that requires almost unconscieousness. I sort of remember reading something about this a few years back, but don't recall the details. But apparently it has caused deaths in the past.

    Speak bad man. Fuck, they are dead and whats the difference if they were bad in life, why stop speaking badly just because they are dead. According to Watdefuk, that is.